NASA will pay you 6 figures to protect Earth from aliens

NASA will pay you 6 figures to protect Earth from aliens NASA will pay you 6 figures to protect Earth from aliens I understand from the president's Twitter account that almost everyone in America has a job. Who, though, could resist at least considering a government job that involves protecting our planet against alien contamination? You see, NASA is looking for a new Planetary Protection Officer. This is someone who will (attempt to) make sure that aliens don't bring their questionable microbes down here and that we don't infect our future overlords -- once President Zuckerberg has retired to his compound on the Moon -- when we go up there.